<3 My girlz in kappa alpha delta omega chi
… so this is where babies come from?
The Above Ground Pool was broken, so mom brought me here. If this message reaches the outside world, for god-sake someone open a 529 plan in my name.
In the words of Amy Poehler, “Really? REALLY?”
This will be the civil rights issue of our generation.
WTF Dad!?!? That did NOT taste like chocolate milk.
Hey ladies. My name’s Button. Benjamin Button.
If this guy breathes on me one more time, I’m releasing the temper tantrum of the century
Mom didn’t pass the Milkscreen test, but she still nursed me in public.
Dad - Pick up those Cheerios. You know I can’t eat cocktail peanuts.
… And then I was like, “Cool story, Bro”