Babies in Bars

#underagedrinking

September 23, 2012 5:53 pm
<3 My girlz in kappa alpha delta omega chi

<3 My girlz in kappa alpha delta omega chi

September 15, 2012 2:42 pm
&#8230; so this is where babies come from? #ohisee

… so this is where babies come from?

#ohisee

September 11, 2012 9:38 pm
The Above Ground Pool was broken, so mom brought me here.  If this message reaches the outside world, for god-sake someone open a 529 plan in my name. #AGP

The Above Ground Pool was broken, so mom brought me here.  If this message reaches the outside world, for god-sake someone open a 529 plan in my name.

#AGP

September 7, 2012 12:17 am
In the words of Amy Poehler, &#8220;Really?  REALLY?&#8221;   This will be the civil rights issue of our generation. #babiesinbars

In the words of Amy Poehler, “Really?  REALLY?”  

This will be the civil rights issue of our generation.

#babiesinbars

September 6, 2012 8:00 am
WTF Dad!?!?  That did NOT taste like chocolate milk.

WTF Dad!?!?  That did NOT taste like chocolate milk.

September 5, 2012 7:36 pm
Hey ladies.  My name&#8217;s Button.  Benjamin Button. #knowyouraudience

Hey ladies.  My name’s Button.  Benjamin Button.

#knowyouraudience

August 31, 2012 11:47 am
If this guy breathes on me one more time, I&#8217;m releasing the temper tantrum of the century #knowyourbedtime

If this guy breathes on me one more time, I’m releasing the temper tantrum of the century

#knowyourbedtime

August 27, 2012 4:50 pm
Mom didn&#8217;t pass the Milkscreen test, but she still nursed me in public. #partytime

Mom didn’t pass the Milkscreen test, but she still nursed me in public.

#partytime

4:49 pm
Dad - Pick up those Cheerios.  You know I can&#8217;t eat cocktail peanuts. #servants

Dad - Pick up those Cheerios.  You know I can’t eat cocktail peanuts.

#servants

August 19, 2012 9:07 pm
&#8230; And then I was like, &#8220;Cool story, Bro&#8221; #brointraining

… And then I was like, “Cool story, Bro”

#brointraining